Dear Darestars Diva,

I have a great girlfriend. We’ve been together almost a year, and I’m completely in love with her. Everything is great between us except for one thing. She wants me to move in with her when my lease is up in 2 months. I think she may be the one for me, and I could see spending the rest of our lives together, but I just can’t imagine doing so in her apartment. It’s bigger than mine, which is why she thinks we should live there, but it’s all pink and girly and full of stuffed animals. What do you think we should do?

Sincerely,

I Remain Unmoved

Dear Unmoved,

I can understand your reluctance to move into your girlfriend’s apartment. It’s hard to move into a place that Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Diva,I really like it when my girlfriend bites me. She seems to like it too, at least she does it often enough. Is this dangerous? I never thought I’d have a vampire fetish, but biting is a hell of a lot of fun.

Sincerely,

Once Bitten

Dear Bitten,

Lots of people like a little, or a lot, of biting as part of their sexual play. While it’s a relatively Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Darestars Diva,I wanted to get my girlfriend flowers for Valentines Day, but when I brought them to her house (she lives with her parents), she refused to take them and started yelling at me. You see, I’m a girl too, and my girlfriend isn’t out to her parents. I love her, and I want to be with her all the time, but I’m finding dating a girl who’s still in the closet to be really frustrating. I just want to be able to show my love to her, and I don’t understand why it has to be this hard! I came out to my parents years ago and although it was awkward for a while, everything turned out fine. Why can’t she just grow up already and leave the closet for the coats?

Sincerely,

Out on a Limb

Dear Out,

I’m so sorry you got into a fight with your girlfriend. It’s hard when you want to show someone that you love them and they’re not comfortable accepting your display of affection. You need to talk to your girlfriend about what you told me. Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Darestars Diva,

My girlfriend has a weird fetish, and I want to humor her, but I only get so far, and then I can’t figure out what to do next. Once we are both dressed up in the armor, and we have it all polished up so it shines just right, what next? Everything we can think of, the armor gets in the way.

Joust Kidding

Dear Kidding,

Surely you joust… I mean jest. On the other hand, maybe you don’t. Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Darestars Diva,I’m kind of embarrassed to ask you this, but if my girlfriend spanks me, and I like it, does that mean I have to be her slave? I’m a pretty masculine guy, and I don’t want her to lead me around on a leash or anything, but the spanking’s kind of hot. I’m just worried about what else it will lead to.
Sincerely,Red in the… Cheeks

Dear Red,

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with liking spanking, and it Read the rest of this entry »