Oftentimes, people think of the Midwest as a somewhat provincial place. They assume that people there are less interested in sex, nudity, and other lascivious pursuits. If this week’s naked news has anything coherent to say, though, it’s that idea is utterly and completely wrong.

You’d Think It Would Be Too Cold
When I think of Minneapolis, Minnesota, I think of good bookstores, good friends, and good times. I think of snow, wind, and cold. I don’t think of naked people lying on a table covered only with strategically placed banana leaves and pieces of raw fish. To be honest, I don’t think of that when I think of New York, either (San Francisco? Well that’s another story…), but the truth is that naked sushi has come to the Midwest. Still, you can’t escape some less than liberal attitudes. According to the owner, the only thing that keeps naked sushi classy, sexy, and fun rather than trashy, icky, and disgusting is the quality of the models. Specifically he says ” “They have to be flawless and absolutely hairless. That’s why we need to book more than we’ll need - just in case one of them gets a pimple.” Why is it Read the rest of this entry »