It’s hard to lie when you’re naked.

Therefore I have an immodest proposal. All important negotiations should be done in the nude.

Just think about how much more pleasant life would be. If you’re negotiating with your lover, nudity is a great way to defuse an argument. If you’re negotiating at work, nudity is a great way to make certain that the meeting doesn’t go on any longer than absolutely necessary. Plus, the knowledge that you’re going to have to take off your clothes encourages good personal hygiene – something that would make any workplace a happier environment. Read the rest of this entry »